Let me laugh first... Really? A fork, 70year old man, masturbate? *sigh... This man in the course off masturbating inserted a kitchen fork in his urethra in an attempt to pressure himself while masturbating.
The fork got stuck inside him for 12 hours causing him severe pains before going to the hospital.
At the hospital, several retrieval methods were contemplated and success was achieved by forceps traction and copious lubrication.
Thank God for his life.
Only God knows the big things guys do when masturbating